it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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