I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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