She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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