I like to think it a success when the cops are called
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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