Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Randomize
