sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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