Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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