YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We are two peas in an std pod
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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