turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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