Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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