I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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