What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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