New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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