I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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