Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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