So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
