Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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