Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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