OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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