Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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