you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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