Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
did i just pee glitter
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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