Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Randomize
