Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Come share oat with me in your robe
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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