I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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