i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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