She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
whose parrot is this?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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