This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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