how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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