It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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