We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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