so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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