we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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