8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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