Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
