He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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