How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
are you so shy because you have an std?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I love you.
Bad choice
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