i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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