Apparently you make a good broom.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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