you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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