Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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