Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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