Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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