you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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