you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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