if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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