she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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