Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
