i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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