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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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