I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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